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Reviewed on December 1, 2018 | XpressReviewsWebOnly
Gr 3–5—Dragons and mermaids are complicated house guests, so it's very convenient that they come with instructions. Dragons hate cold weather and require scarves and hats—they may roast you if given flowers instead. Mermaids need to be kept in a pool, but in a fix, a toilet bowl will do. Dragons live on a steady diet of knights and princes. If none are on hand, a younger brother can be repurposed into a tasty stew. If the red-headed mermaid is lonely, introduce her to a minor sea god and watch the h...Log In or Sign Up to Read More