Never Take a Shark to the Dentist

(And Other Things Not to Do)

By Barrett, Judi & Nickle, John

Publishers Summary:
There are many things you should never, ever, ever do.Like sit next to a porcupine on the subway (ouch!). Or hold hands with a lobster (double ouch!). Or take a shark to the dentist (triple ouch!).Bestselling author JUDI BARRETT and imaginative illustrator JOHN NICKLE give us a raucous look at the perils of taking giraffes to the movies, goats to the library, and pigs out to lunch...and other such silly stuff.

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ISBN
978-1-41690-724-4
Publisher
Atheneum


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School Library Journal

Reviewed on May 1, 2008

PreS-Gr 2 In this compilation of advice, Barrett once again puts a humorous spin on otherwise mundane scenarios, juxtaposing seemingly serious wisdom with absurdity. In addition to the title admonition, warnings such as "Never go shopping for shoes with a centipede," "Never play double Dutch with a grasshopper," and "Never hold hands with a lobster" are fairly self-explanatory, while others...Log In or Sign Up to Read More

Horn Book Guide

Reviewed on January 1, 2008

Kids will immediately absorb the wisdom of the pithy, emphatic rules laid down here: "NEVER sit next to a p...Log In or Sign Up to Read More

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